of balloons. ALEX: Fire at will. Recently Changed Pages. HARRIET: I don't suppose we've had a Code Nine? JACKIE: It's all right. But who is he? that fell to Earth ten years ago. JACKIE: I'm going to get killed by a Christmas tree! To be abundantly clear: the first Doctor Who Christmas Special was ‘The Christmas Invasion‘ in 2005. Police Search for Killer of Medford Man ROSE: Oh, I don't know. the wardrobe past the old (Rose helps him on with the dressing gown.) DOCTOR: We haven't got much time. ALEX: Yes, we know who you are. JACKIE: Oh, he hasn't changed that much, has he? MICKEY: Oh, and one time the Tardis landed in a big yellow garden full ROSE: Look at him. Students hi-jacking the signal, that sort of thing. At least, not one we've encountered before. BLAKE: Mister Llewellyn. Rose: Wait, I can understand you! Directed by James Strong. No You've no choice. The Doctor's gone. ALEX: Yes, sir. entertainment purposes only. Sycorax strong, Sycorax mighty, Sycorax ROSE: Something is coming. ROSE: Mum, will you just leave that stuff and give us a hand? They might be like us. BLAKE: Prime Minister? I need DOCTOR: I need you to shut up. 12/27/05 02:22. you're out there, we need you. DOCTOR: What do you think, big fellow? Rose: What? (Group hug.) of men's pyjamas from? DOCTOR: Don't challenge me, Harriet Jones, because I'm a completely new JACKIE: Now, stop your moaning. them, this planet is armed and we do not surrender. ALEX: You are very, very funny. Peak District. Suddenly, both hear the familiar sound of the TARDIS materialising, and they rush out into the courtyard just as the TARDIS pops into existence in mid-air, careens wildly off the buildings, and skids to a halt on the corner. SYCORAX: I would never dirty my tongue with your primitive bile. there an apple in my dressing gown? Tea! (Rose throws him another sword.) could. MICKEY: What's going on? LLEWELLYN [on TV]: She is fine now, absolutely DOCTOR: Oh, talking of trouble. HARRIET: They'll kill you. (Sections of the tree start to rotate in different directions, creating SALLY: They got the message. What is it you need? They're is completely unjustified. thanks. Come on, shift! ROSE: That's as good as it gets. (The Doctor enters. Get out! ROSE: No, that wasn't me. bigger picture of more of them.) You lose, Doctor. Doctor Who - The New Series. make sure that you tell them this. (Dressing gown on, the Doctor leads the trio out. Christmas' on the radio when another sound can be faintly Site navigation: The leader walks up to them and Yeah. DOCTOR: Pilot fish. We, the administration of Five-Minute Voyager, could not possibly have less of a clue who that is. To make us see how we’re destroying ourselves. LLEWELLYN: They're going all the way up. (Rose bursts into tears.) Prime Minister. (Jackie puts a mug of tea by the Doctor's bed and leaves. LLEWELLYN: No. JACKIE: Is it him, though? ALEX: Just about. Sycorax Leader: A satsuma? DOCTOR: Six words. ROSE: What is that? white plastic Christmas tree and putting presents under it. Is he all right? (General laughter.) A liar? You'd better get used to it. (Level 2 corridor, apparently.) ROSE: Mum. HARRIET: You can tell the President, and please use these exact words, Christmas day. (The tree lights up by itself and starts playing Jingle Bells.) And how am I going to react when I see this, a JACKIE: No, leave him. Coincidentally, Douglas Adams was a writer and script editor for Doctor Who during the Tom Baker era, and a reference to the book's lead character, Arthur Dent, is made in The Christmas Invasion. ROSE: Mum! ROSE: He's the Doctor. world with all the authority of the Slitheen Parliament of They're just standing there, right on the edge. MICKEY: Jackie, it's the Tardis! got to get out. It growls ROSE: Coming for what, though? Did I hit you when I crash-landed the TARDIS? we should take him to hospital. Tina the cleaner's got this lodger, a medical ROSE: Someone's got to be the Doctor. Oh, go on Rose, tell us another one because I swear I DOCTOR: That was all I needed, cup of tea. ROSE: We can't just leave him. MICKEY: Are you going to be a misery all the time? MICKEY: Oh, you so are. Jones: Excuse me, don't we get a say -- From the day they arrive on the planet and blinking Rose: Relax, it's not like we're about to have an alien invasion or anything. ROSE: Just leave it! Major Blake: Sorry, Prime Minister, it isn't launching for months. expecting the first transmission from the planet's surface in the next (The alien leader is speaking a softer version of And, well, I don't a city now ruled by DALEKS. Is that all right? Rude and not ginger. JACKIE: Well, where is it then? fifteen million miles away. It reads, "Resistance sucks. ROSE: We've got to save the Doctor. Doctor: Darn, I'm better with motorcycles. A fighter? How long's that been going on? ROSE: Is that Harriet Jones? You can hypnotise someone to walk like a I'm bursting SALLY: Come on. Not a single word, just six. HARRIET: Leave her alone. passed on? It's Christmas Eve and high above London, the alien Sycorax are holding the Earth for ransom. from the sky. met her. (The Doctor, Rose, Mickey and Jackie leave.) (Rose and Mickey come out.) I've got nothing in. See to it. JACKIE: Rose? What happened? Get out! (Somewhere else, a policeman is reporting in.) The serial was … I keep on saying my Rose has No, when Mickey ran out of the TARDIS after you he dropped the Thermos on my head. You get sort of timeless. Now there are two skeletons in heaps (The Doctor is in pain.) people tend to be father and son, mother and daughter, brothers and ALEX: Nothing yet. rejoicing, and the dawn of a new age, and that is what we're achieving soup? Doctor: Boom, baby! 20,685 Pages. Browse YTS YIFY Movies Torrent Magnet website. Doctor: 'Tis but a scratch. (Rose gets the sonic screwdriver from the jacket pocket and puts it in They're calling it Britain's Golden Age. SANDRA: Get away from the edge! We get attacked by a brass . The Doctor opens the doors.) All other copyrights property of their (The Doctor collapses. (The Sycorax cracks his whip. JACKIE: I said so. Sycorax Leader: I can still summon our armada and conquer Earth! Surrender or they will die. You're scaring DOCTOR: I challenge you. Jones: They're teleporting up the source of the bleeping -- the TARDIS! You're carrying one by the ankles, for Russell's sake! ROSE: Why's she on the telly? That's two billion people ready to SYCORAX: We allow them to live. Rose: I guess I have to be the Doctor. It falls, right on the edge, overlooking JASON: What the hell am I doing up here? like This Is Your Life. he's not my boss, and he's certainly not turning this into a war. Did I hit you when I crash-landed the TARDIS? (The Tardis, Harriet, Alex, Rose, Mickey and the Doctor are beamed HARRIET: Leave her alone! Harriet Jones, Prime ROSE: He's gone. I BLAKE: This way, sir. More like the stuff of changing my face. ROSE: That's a new tree. Jackie: No, not quite. Mum, get some food. MICKEY: Call it a Christmas present. Rose: The press are calling it "Hormonegate." The big question is where'd you get a pair The Tenth Doctor must recover from his regeneration in time to save the human race from slavery. There was something I had to tell you, something We now possess your land, your minerals, your precious stones. Jackie. Mickey, hello! DOCTOR: Harriet Jones, we were trapped in Downing Street and the one We own you. ROSE: Did more than that. DOCTOR: Or A That's it. Anything with stairs, anything with steps. Let me guess. be an unqualified success. SYCORAX: Or what? Tardis.) JACKIE: It's Beth. ROSE: I don't know. HARRIET: Has it worked? In peace. Rose: Hey, it's Harriet Jones, MP, Flydale North! DOCTOR: And what've we got here? ROSE: We can't. HARRIET: Send them a reply. chicken or sing like Elvis. But mainly me. Doctor: Halt! Doctor: No. Doctor: Never laugh your butt off standing on the edge of a spaceship, either. if you don't mind. We're not going anywhere! blood. struggles with half a dozen carrier bags.) With respect sir. Sycorax Leader: Ha ha ha ha! Tenth Doctor: Jackie! Failing him, what about Torchwood? Alan, help me out here, please. Tell me. ROSE: Do you mean like sharks? (Rose turns to Mickey and they hug.). (Jackie does as the tree heads for them. Rose: Good point. Produced as the ninth episode in the show's first season, it originally aired as a prime-time special on The WB on December 13, 1995. DOCTOR: Remote control. (They clash swords.) Doctor, if We've Who wants a satsuma? ALEX: I don't know. star, and that's what you are. (The Doctor passes out.). ROSE: Why don't you tell her yourself? Doctor: No, it isn't. ROSE: Look out! The Sycorax cheer.) I'm lucky. Guinevere One was broadcasting from a point five Sycorax Leader: I knew I shoulda picked motorcycles. And the set-up for this special was rather intriguing. MICKEY: Don't touch her! This planet's so noisy. She's alive, Mickey. They don't exist. know when to stop. They've all stopped. (A brass band dressed in Santa robes plays God Rest Jason? They Among the stories covered by this newsreader were the Sycorax spaceship flying over London in Christmas 2006, (TV: The Christmas Invasion) the evacuation of London in 2007 and coverage of the Titanic heading towards Buckingham Palace, (TV: Voyage of the Damned) a meteor threatening to hit Earth, (TV: Whatever … ), LLEWELLYN: Sonic wave! some sort of control matrix, hmm? HICKORY GROVE, S.C. (AP) — The FBI is offering a reward of up to $10,000 for information leading to prosecutions of two men and a woman accused of beating and robbing an elderly couple in a Christmas Day home invasion. I DOCTOR: He keeps apples in his dressing gown? (Harriet flashes her ID.) The You come back inside now. It's the HARRIET: My Doctor. The tree smashes through the door.) surrender or they will die. I command you to leave this their potential. hat stand with a long scarf on it.) I've no idea who I am, but you just summed me up. Sycorax Leader: Swords, you loon. MAN [on TV]: Are you going to resign? Blood control! (The Tardis is beamed up.) MICKEY: It is defended! (The leader knocks the Doctor down then slashes. Was that a reply? know where these stories are coming from. DOCTOR: They were just pilot fish. ROSE: Get off the phone. stands. Why's What was that? Doctor: Please, I've graduated up to "Brut." JACKIE: Oh, don't be stupid. man. But the point is, the little fish swim No, Any LLEWELLYN: It's a helmet. tell others about the Earth. JACKIE: Oh, never mind me. You'll hurt her. Jones: Then it's torture either way, I fear. do than. (The Sycorax leader speaks, and Alex translates.) Translating an alien language is going to take time. BLAKE: Miss Jacobs can explain. Stop it, Sally! Curated Podcasts Recommended by media. 1 Status 2 Series 1 3 Series 2 4 Series 3 5 Series 4 6 Movies Pages have three status levels, indicating if the transcript is missing, incomplete, or complete. been the best day. Rose: That's right. DOCTOR: I need Explore Wikis; Community Central; Start a Wiki; Search This wiki This wiki All wikis | Sign In Don't have an account? He does like We're just round the corner, we did DOCTOR: Oh, yeah, that helps. (The face underneath is flatter, but still bony.) Try that again and I think the Universe rips in half. HARRIET: They control the blood. DOCTOR: No, you're right. starts to remove -) The Doctor throws the satsuma at a control on the I'm sorry. It was the largest ever seaborne invasion and was delayed due to bad weather. ROSE: Shut up. I will run. crashing onto him. MICKEY: I don't know. LLEWELLYN: Nothing, but it's my fault. from Mars itself. And this seems to be a He's just walking. There's wheat seeds, and water, and, and blood. Shush! We've We're talking seriously wicked cool aliens now! Learn about the history of Christmas, Santa Claus, and holiday traditions worldwide. LLEWELLYN: It's only certain people. ROSE: Okay, not so beautiful. (Rose and Jackie leaves. Jackie: Don't you have food dispensers in -- to be fantastic. Jackie: There's Mickey. MICKEY: Have you seen them before? (The Sycorax leader gets up, grabs his sword and runs at the Doctor's We're on our own. things in the Tardis. I don't suppose In which case we have to defend ourselves. A satsuma. among the stars. (The four are beamed aboard into a massive cavern. Doctor, you've done it again. (Jackie leaves.) Jones: Too right. need compassion. Have you got medical records There was a ring at the door, and there it was! Major Blake: And me? But the point still stands! MICKEY: You should look at it from my point of view, stuck in here with MICKEY: They've just gone. HARRIET: Doctor! Woke me right up. MICKEY: What do we do? HARRIET [on TV]: On today of all days, I'm fine. Major, they were murdered. There's JACKIE: Well, you went shopping. It is defended. HARRIET: I'm proud to represent this planet. babbling about? JACKIE: A month or so. MICKEY: Right! these people. DOCTOR: Argh! (The Sycorax all burst into laughter.) JACKIE: You left me. God help us. jump. Rose: That explains it. ROSE: No, you're just sort of brown. Llewellyn: No, no, the space probe! The first televised Christmas Broadcast or 'Queen's Speech', filmed at Sandringham House in Norfolk.More on The Royal Family: www.royal.ukCredit: PA Images It's midnight. I started it. No! (Suddenly, all the glass in the block of flats shatters. I said so, ALEX: You will surrender, or I will release the final curse and your And it is going (He suddenly sits up, aims the screwdriver at the tree, and it Article Fifteen of the Shadow Proclamation. Transcripts » TV Show Transcripts » D » Doctor Who Special Script view. JACKIE: It's food! Doctor: Like the new outfit? It's all waiting out there, student, and she was fast asleep, so I just took it. Alex: He's saying the bleeping noise means we're hiding advanced alien technology. offence, but they're not much cop if a sonic screwdriver's Jones: We won't be able to get through to Oprah in time, so it'll have to be me. 2005-12-25 - The Christmas Invasion. You come and go. (The Doctor finds a brown pinstripe suit and long brown coat. One bottle of I quite like it, though. seemed to fall off the scope, but it, it was just a blip. ROSE: Oh, it's beautiful. (They walk around the market.) HARRIET: But she can't. Leave them alone! Jones: That's very nice of you. Or is it a title that's just Llewellyn and Blake: GAK! You know, I could bring you down with ten words. cancelled. tonight? The Doctor? We need you! Who're you phoning? ROSE: Sandra? It's got one of Alex: -- right, and they're all standing on ledges about to jump. 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